Cumaholic 

Someone who has an unhealthy obsession with cum

Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kiersten: That's right fuck my little pussy Harder! Harder! Harder! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : More Cum! More Cum! Keep It Cummin Baby!!!
Chad : Well aren't you just the little Cumaholic!
Kiersten : Shut Up And Cum You Stupid Idiot!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Yes! Yes! Yes! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Chad : Damn that was a lot of cum!
Kiersten : I WANT MORE!
Chad: Oh Gosh I might be dry!
Kiersten : Fine I'm goin to Craig's house!
Chad: Ok see you tomorrow!

Cumaholic by SlopNChop February 9, 2017

Calcaholic 

A person who really likes math.

One who does not get laid.

Calcaholic pickup lines:

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

Wanna expand my polynomial?

Calcaholic by i like fritos December 21, 2010

cardaholic

A man who receives more Christmas or birthday cards is angrily labelled this by his jealous, childish wife.

Flared-nostrilled jealous, childish wife: "Someone's become a cardaholic!"

cardaholic by Gruzzo July 20, 2006

Cataholic

It's like an alcoholic, but with cats.

I went to my girlfriend's, but she's a cataholic and we didn't do anything.

Cataholic by Cat Dealer August 29, 2010

Cardaholic

A name given to the husband of a housewife thats pissed off by the fact that her husband got a birthday card from his son and grandson but she only got one from the husbands son. She will walk up the husband in the kitchen and yell to him; SOMEONE´S BECOME A CARDAHOLIC!!!!

MY DAD: Here dad, A card from me and a card from Alex. And a card from me for you Thurza.
THURZA(to Grandad Peter): SOMEONE´S BECOME A CARDAHOLIC!!!!

Cardaholic by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick April 26, 2009

Cakeaholic 

A word created by Damon Dash, former CEO of Rocafella Records. Dash used this word to describe his own addiction to money. Dash said that one of the symptoms of cakeaholism is when one "blinks dollar signs." Dash said that cakeaholics "have to have all the money."

John Dough makes costumes, sells candy, and does hair. He is a cakeaholic.

Cakeaholic by HomegrownHits July 18, 2006

Cashaholic 

A Person who is totally nuts about Johnny Cash.

My friend all he listen's to is Johnny Cash, i swear he's a 'Cashaholic !

Cashaholic by Gerry+ February 23, 2019