Top Definition
A person who really likes math.

One who does not get laid.
Calcaholic pickup lines:

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

Wanna expand my polynomial?
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by i like fritos December 20, 2010
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