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1.
To get fucked.
Jason: Dude I got laid last night
Bob: Awesome! Was she any good?
Jason: Naw I pretty much had to do it all myself
by anonymous August 19, 2003
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2.
the first thing an egg does
"How do you expect me to get hard so fast?" the egg asked the boiling water. "I just got laid a minute ago."
by Mike the Ekim July 05, 2005
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3.
To get laid means to have sex
some guys just wanna get laid
by Alina February 25, 2005
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4.
the ultimate purpose of life
I got laid last night by that hot cambodian
by dan July 26, 2004
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5.
getting sex
He's walking around with a big smile because he knows he's going to get laid.
by anonymous June 15, 2002
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6.
the solution to being "too uptight"
Your too uptight...go get laid.
by secret March 01, 2005
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7.
get fuck; have sex; get girls
hey bud, heard that your girlfriend is on a trip, let's go to the club and get some girls tonight.
yeaaaaaa, let's go get laiddddddddd.
by Jazz_jazz November 30, 2007
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