Gruzzo's definitions

briggsy

To telephone a farmer and terrify the poor fellow with a fruity drag-queen rant.

Farmer Keith: "Ooh I tell you, Clive, I daren't answer the bloody phone any more in case its someone wanting to Briggsy me."

by Gruzzo July 11, 2006

boski

A ginger-haired physics student who gets arrested for kicking cars outside night clubs.

"Look at that Boski kicking cars. He's gonna get himself arrested and you know what they do to gingers in the cells."

by gruzzo July 11, 2006

The big VC

A truly immense civil servant who treats her workers like school children. Sexually-frustrated and probably a virgin.

The big VC is such a nasty cow because she never gets any cock.

by Gruzzo July 17, 2006

nutty bratwurst

An exceptionally massive and nutty turd. This type of jobbie has been known to crack lavatory bowls and is a subspecies of the Guatemalan depth charge.

Oh man I just let a nutty bratwurst go. If you hear a noise in the night it'll be my sphincter snapping back into place.

by Gruzzo July 17, 2006

waggler

A balding middle-aged middle manager who leches after young female members of staff. Can often be seen leaving the disabled toilets with a dodgy grin and soiled fly-zip region.

Cor blimey, I just saw that old waggler take a picture of young Sally into the bogs!

by Gruzzo July 18, 2006

cardaholic

A man who receives more Christmas or birthday cards is angrily labelled this by his jealous, childish wife.

Flared-nostrilled jealous, childish wife: "Someone's become a cardaholic!"

by Gruzzo July 20, 2006

dead classy

A term used by female chavs and other council estate fishwives to describe any non-casual outer garments which can't be bought from Peacocks or Bon Marche.

Did you see that dress Carly was wearing when she was sucking that Bouncer off outside Yates's? It were dead classy.

by Gruzzo July 21, 2006