Definitions by Gruzzo

Mrs Mop 

Generic name for a scrawny grotesque woman who works in a coffee bar but has no idea how to actually make coffee. The only thing she is good at is short-changing Spaniards.

Fetch me a latte. If Mrs Mop's serving, forget it. That gormless bitch wouldn't know a coffee if it jumped out the cup and fucked her shitty old arse.

Mrs Mop by Gruzzo October 18, 2006

Ginger Cult Boy 

A ginger-haired retard who joins a cult and donates all his wages to The Leader. GCBs are phenomenal dancers and have been known to imitate Cossack dancers on acid.

See that fella dancing like a Russian moron? He's a Ginger Cult Boy.

Ginger Cult Boy by Gruzzo August 23, 2006

One-Stop Retard Chav 

A chav who, on catching a bus, walks all the way to the back seat of the top deck and then gets off at the next stop. These morons end up walking further by doing this than they would if they walked to the next stop. And they pay for the privilege. This must seriously deplete their McDonald's money.

Look at that gormless cretin going upstairs for one stop.
What the fuck?!!
Its a One-Stop Retard Chav.
That explains it.

One-Stop Retard Chav by Gruzzo August 23, 2006

dead classy 

A term used by female chavs and other council estate fishwives to describe any non-casual outer garments which can't be bought from Peacocks or Bon Marche.

Did you see that dress Carly was wearing when she was sucking that Bouncer off outside Yates's? It were dead classy.

dead classy by Gruzzo July 21, 2006

cardaholic

A man who receives more Christmas or birthday cards is angrily labelled this by his jealous, childish wife.

Flared-nostrilled jealous, childish wife: "Someone's become a cardaholic!"

cardaholic by Gruzzo July 20, 2006

waggler

A balding middle-aged middle manager who leches after young female members of staff. Can often be seen leaving the disabled toilets with a dodgy grin and soiled fly-zip region.

Cor blimey, I just saw that old waggler take a picture of young Sally into the bogs!

waggler by Gruzzo July 18, 2006

The big VC 

A truly immense civil servant who treats her workers like school children. Sexually-frustrated and probably a virgin.

The big VC is such a nasty cow because she never gets any cock.

The big VC by Gruzzo July 17, 2006