Gruzzo's definitions

briggsy

To telephone a farmer and terrify the poor fellow with a fruity drag-queen rant.

Farmer Keith: "Ooh I tell you, Clive, I daren't answer the bloody phone any more in case its someone wanting to Briggsy me."

by Gruzzo July 11, 2006

boski

A ginger-haired physics student who gets arrested for kicking cars outside night clubs.

"Look at that Boski kicking cars. He's gonna get himself arrested and you know what they do to gingers in the cells."

by gruzzo July 11, 2006

One-Stop Retard Chav

A chav who, on catching a bus, walks all the way to the back seat of the top deck and then gets off at the next stop. These morons end up walking further by doing this than they would if they walked to the next stop. And they pay for the privilege. This must seriously deplete their McDonald's money.

Look at that gormless cretin going upstairs for one stop.
What the fuck?!!
Its a One-Stop Retard Chav.
That explains it.

by Gruzzo August 23, 2006

Mrs Mop

Generic name for a scrawny grotesque woman who works in a coffee bar but has no idea how to actually make coffee. The only thing she is good at is short-changing Spaniards.

Fetch me a latte. If Mrs Mop's serving, forget it. That gormless bitch wouldn't know a coffee if it jumped out the cup and fucked her shitty old arse.

by Gruzzo October 18, 2006

dead classy

A term used by female chavs and other council estate fishwives to describe any non-casual outer garments which can't be bought from Peacocks or Bon Marche.

Did you see that dress Carly was wearing when she was sucking that Bouncer off outside Yates's? It were dead classy.

by Gruzzo July 21, 2006

Ginger Cult Boy

A ginger-haired retard who joins a cult and donates all his wages to The Leader. GCBs are phenomenal dancers and have been known to imitate Cossack dancers on acid.

See that fella dancing like a Russian moron? He's a Ginger Cult Boy.

by Gruzzo August 23, 2006

cardaholic

A man who receives more Christmas or birthday cards is angrily labelled this by his jealous, childish wife.

Flared-nostrilled jealous, childish wife: "Someone's become a cardaholic!"

by Gruzzo July 20, 2006