Definitions by Gruzzo
Mrs Mop
Generic name for a scrawny grotesque woman who works in a coffee bar but has no idea how to actually make coffee. The only thing she is good at is short-changing Spaniards.
Ginger Cult Boy
A ginger-haired retard who joins a cult and donates all his wages to The Leader. GCBs are phenomenal dancers and have been known to imitate Cossack dancers on acid.
Ginger Cult Boy by Gruzzo August 23, 2006
One-Stop Retard Chav
A chav who, on catching a bus, walks all the way to the back seat of the top deck and then gets off at the next stop. These morons end up walking further by doing this than they would if they walked to the next stop. And they pay for the privilege. This must seriously deplete their McDonald's money.
Look at that gormless cretin going upstairs for one stop.
What the fuck?!!
Its a One-Stop Retard Chav.
That explains it.
What the fuck?!!
Its a One-Stop Retard Chav.
That explains it.
One-Stop Retard Chav by Gruzzo August 23, 2006
dead classy
A term used by female chavs and other council estate fishwives to describe any non-casual outer garments which can't be bought from Peacocks or Bon Marche.
Did you see that dress Carly was wearing when she was sucking that Bouncer off outside Yates's? It were dead classy.
dead classy by Gruzzo July 21, 2006