One who is an absolute tool and thinks that rooting against the hometown sports team makes them cool among other people. Other symptoms include social awkwardness, mullets, and speech impediments.

1. A usually skinny, slightly dark male. The undeniably best thing on Thanksgiving.

2. A sophomore that hangs out with juniors, less common than Freshman Nick.

One who manipulates others genitaliar.

Not to be mistaken with a Hobo, Nich's are often seen scruffy, and unshaven, living under bridges and around bonfires.

Approach with caution, as they often emit strange smells when startled.

Great lover of scat, and fan of all things to do with goatse and other sick shit like tubgirl.

Mindless noise.

This noise is created by repetitions of patterns, these are used primarily to not scare the listener (whom has usually ingested some sort of contra-ban)

This occurs when a person becomes sexually arroused and does not have time to masturbate. Therefore, the act takes place in a moving vehicle, usually on the way home.