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1. burke
Old cockney-English word meaning cunt. A profanity referring to the boxal region of a lady.
"guvna, i had a right funny time tryin' to get up them there stairs"
"shut up you fucking burke"
2. burke
The literal definition of this word is "to suffocate a person by means which leave no evidence, such as visual bruises and marks." i.e. to suffocate with a pillow or other soft object.
Trevor: "Have you seen Billy?"
Octavia: "No, I haven't. Do you think he's been burked?"
Muffled voice under a pillow: "Trevor, can you assist me in escaping?"
Trevor: "I don't know, did I just hear Billy under that pillow?"
Octavia: *sits on pillow* "No, thtat was just the air conditioning kicking on."
3. Burke
This is a very common and popularized word which comes from the root: beurk.
This phrase is commonly used to replace any insult and is only looked upon in bad context.
It is a word that should only be used if need be, frankly its just not a nice thing to say.
The term can also be altered depending on the situation , such as :
Im going to burke you!

what a f*ckin Burke

Stop Burking like that.

Dont be a burke.

F*ck you, Burke.

You are Burking all over the place...its disgusting.


4. burke
1. noun: A coniving person consumed with self-interest and completely lacking in morality or any other redeeming qualities, exemplified by an abuse of power or act of subversion.

2. verb: to act in a manner reminiscent of the character "Carter Burke" played by Paul Reiser in the classic sci-fi action movie "Aliens" released in 1986. Also "berked"

synonyms: snake, waste of space, piece of shit, spineless, sub-human, parasite.
My boss is such a burke; he's taking all the credit for my idea and threatening to transfer me if I breathe a word of it!

That little punk burked us out to the feds for a lighter sentence!
by C_zar Jan 23, 2005 share this
5. burke
Burke: v. To suffocate someone using a soft object that will leave little to no trace evidence (i.e. a pillow, your hands, etc). Taken from a historical crime file in which a man surnamed Burke, who ran an inn, found one of his patrons dead in thier room. He took the body to a coroner's office for identification where they paid him a large sum of money for the cadaver, mistaking him for a grave robber. Then he realized he could get money for any body he delivered, and he began suffocating his tenants with their pillows and selling them to the coroner's office for medical experimentation.
Mary Sue: "I don't want to stay at that inn, it looks like a place you could get burked any moment."
Matt the innkeeper (holding a pillow inconspicuously behind his back): "Don't worry, come in and I'll get you all settled in..."
6. burke
To brazenly refuse a simple request for help, assistance, etc.
To decisively deny or shut someone down.
Friend #1: Can you give me a ride home since you're headed in that direction?

Friend #2: Sorry, I don't think so.

Friend #1: Why not? it's literally right on the way!

Friend #2: I just can't.

Friend #1: Man, you dick! Way to burke me!
7. burke
sweating uncontrollably, whining uncontrollably, creeping around the corners, expressing an opinion but no one listens, annually passed up for promotions, attacking co-workers
I just got my raise today, looks like I just got "burked-over".
God, it is really hot in here, I can't stop "burking".
Stop "burking", no one wants to hear that.
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