jesus brick-shitting christ 

An expression meant to convey extreme surprise or disgust with a situation.

Ex 1: (Realizing you've been robbed). You: Jesus brick-shitting christ, they even took the toaster!

jesus brick-shitting christ by Slick Bastard December 14, 2006

shitting a brick 

the state of being extreamly pissed off.

dave was shitting a brick when he found his wife screwing on the washer with the milkman.

shitting a brick by natas666 October 11, 2006

shitting a brick 

Pooping in large quantities.

I was shitting a brick and clogged the toilet.

shitting a brick by cronuscronus September 14, 2006

shitting a brick 

like freaking out on a nigg

"Julian clean your room,
What the fuck mom chill!!
Ahhhh!!! your grounded!!
damn bitch stop shitting a brick, fuck okay already!"

shitting a brick by julian_boredom January 9, 2008

shitting bricks 

to be extremely scared or freightened

we got away before they caught us, man we were shitting bricks

shitting bricks by Mike March 9, 2005

Shitting bricks 

Stress induced constipation. Shitting bricks occurs in situations where you are so overwhelmed in your thoughts that you can't relax your asshole to take a shit. When you finally push it out, it feels as though you've passed a turd with dimensions similar to those of a brick.

God damn it! That's two days in a row Opie clogged the toilet! Exams must have him spooked. He's literally shitting bricks.

Shitting bricks by Phaedrus3rd May 2, 2014

shitting bricks 

when you are extremely scared or afraid of something

i had so much shit on me and when i saw the cop car i was shitting bricks

shitting bricks by ALEX1IA January 11, 2010