Top Definition
The number one way any man can get out of doing any household chore.
"Honey can you do the dishes?"
"I can't sweetheart! I'm pooping!"
by TheDude5196 December 15, 2009
4 more definitions
Poop is a beautiful process that involves food from two days before passing out of you butthole. It feels like God is kissing your ass and sucking the poop from it, what an AMAZING feeling. Everytime you poop, an angel gets its wings. Poop can either be brown, green, or red and it can be long and skinny or short and fat. Anyway possible pooping is a heavenly process that may hurt at the moment but as soon as that poop comes sliding out your asshole, it feels like you have just been reborn.
Ah, lets all go pooping in the lobby.
by i am sofa king we todd didd April 16, 2014
To defile a thing. To do something badly.
pooping in the periwinkle, I'm pooping it at this job.
by Durant Channelten August 12, 2007
Peeping
On
Other
People
Man 1: This DnD game is so fun.
Man 3: *Loud Breathing*
Man 2:What was that?
Man 1: Michael, stop pooping!
by Doodle McDoodle May 11, 2008
One who is under the influence of speed.
Time to put the fiddle down,you're pooping hard.
by EH of HB October 19, 2007

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