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Bragavond 

Any person who is given to large bouts of hyperbole and/or exaggeration. Claims regarding facets of his or her life will sometimes seem plausible until combined with the multitude of other experiences and/or possessions he or she claims to have had.
Jill: "Apparently he claims to be a good friend of Matt Shadows of Avenged Sevenfold."
Jack: "Even though he's 13 years Shadows' senior and has absolutely nothing in common with him?"
Jill: "Yup."
Jack: "What a total bragavond."
Bragavond by Grufflekins September 20, 2011
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Shame Brag 

For when you have done something so shameful but can't stop telling people about it that it almost seems like you're bragging.
"Ok this may be a bit of a shame brag but last night I got so drunk I lost my wallet, phone, ipod, friends, self-respect and woke up in a bin with no shoes on."

OR

"I felt so creepy when I made out with that teenager last night."
"No need to shame brag about that to everyone."
Shame Brag by fin32 August 31, 2013
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bragbooking 

An annoying Facebook status update in which an insecure person consistantly boasts or brags about ones life, husband, children, animals, turd size, ect. in order to impress others and convince themselves of their fantasy life because they suck in the real world.
EXAMPLE: "Look at Buffy's status, she's a bragbooking fool! Didn't her momma teach her anything?"
BUFFY: My life is PERFECT, I have the BEST husband in the world and the smartest kids who do no wrong! I love you Mack!!!
bragbooking by JesandHeather February 5, 2010

Humble Brag 

When you, usually consciously, try to get away with bragging about yourself by couching it in a phony show of humility.
"Your inflatable inner-tube is way cooler than my 80-foot yacht. You get to be so much closer to the water and to nature. I envy you, I really do"

"Thanks, that means a lot. Another advantage of having an innertube is that I don't have to fucking humble brag all the time about having a yacht."
Humble Brag by drjeffreys December 17, 2011

grief brag 

Using the injury/death/loss of somebody you barely know in order to gain attention and/or sympathy from your social circle. Generally through social media.
"did you see Lauren's Instagram post about Phil?"
"Yeah, what a grief brag that was"
grief brag by sonit February 8, 2015
The amazing feeling a female gets (or a male, if you're into that sort of thing...) when taking off a too tight bra after a long day.
"oh this bra is two cup sizes two small, I can't wait to take it off... OHHH YEAH.........bragasm"
bragasm by Elf123 September 4, 2012

BragBook 

What Facebook has turned into: an outlet for people to show off their kids playing in the backyard, vacation at the beach, trips to Disney, etc.
"Did you see the pictures of Stacey's new car on Bragbook?"

"Yeah why can't WE get a car like that?"

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BragBook by DisplacedNYer June 6, 2013