BragBook

What Facebook has turned into: an outlet for people to show off their kids playing in the backyard, vacation at the beach, trips to Disney, etc.

"Did you see the pictures of Stacey's new car on Bragbook?"

"Yeah why can't WE get a car like that?"

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BragBook by DisplacedNYer June 6, 2013

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bragbooking

An annoying Facebook status update in which an insecure person consistantly boasts or brags about ones life, husband, children, animals, turd size, ect. in order to impress others and convince themselves of their fantasy life because they suck in the real world.

EXAMPLE: "Look at Buffy's status, she's a bragbooking fool! Didn't her momma teach her anything?"
BUFFY: My life is PERFECT, I have the BEST husband in the world and the smartest kids who do no wrong! I love you Mack!!!

bragbooking by JesandHeather February 5, 2010

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bragbooking

Bragging about needless shit on facebook that people could care less about. Trying to build yourself up because your life is, in truth, a pathetic excuse to breath. Bragbooking may be punishable by death in some countries. Bragbooking can be found so annoying by some that their heads may explode is madness. Bragbooking is currently being considered to be made illegal worldwide.

Stop bragbooking on facebook you dick.

bragbooking by ispeakthruth February 4, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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