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braggercise 

Posting exercise reports and fitness related endeavors to social media. Constantly.
So stoked to read your braggercise on Facebook about waking up at 4am and "killing it" with a new 5k personal record--and even with a sprained ankle! Cant wait to read about tomorrow's pilates class. Those are every other day, right? I sure hope you Instagram some pics of your abs after.
braggercise by milenine September 3, 2013
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Pussy Bragger 

A girl who's a nonstop bragger about how many guys are on her/ she can get
1: "I hang out with so many guys"

1: "Oh yup, he use to like me, so did the other guy"
2: "Oh stfu you pussy bragger"
Pussy Bragger by nene645707 June 1, 2011

Back Door Braggart 

n. A person who states a problem that they have with the express intention of letting everyone know how awesome they think they are, revealing their douche baggery to all.

v. Back Door Bragging: The act of expressing a false statement in order to set up the conversation to prove how (seemingly) fantastic the subject finds themselves.

effect: typically leads to eye rolls and general annoyance with subject.
Sarah: Lets go check out the new mall!

Lisa: Oh I hate clothes shopping anymore. Since I've been working out I can never find anything that fits because my waist is too tiny and my tits are too big. Life is so unfair!

Sarah: You're such a back door braggart, Lisa. Go fuck yourself.
Back Door Braggart by Jescati August 14, 2010
Word of the Day on May 26, 2011
A bragger is someone who bosts about themselves and talks about they're acheivements and recognition that they get from others. Or about they're money and/or material possessions. They're intention is usually to big themselves up and inflate they're ego. While attempting to gain approval and attention. People with real confidence and healthy esteem are more self reserved and humble. They dont feel the need to proove themselves or compete with anyone.
"Omg, I got like four job offers since working here and I am getting so many compliments. Also the Canadian Marketing Director wants me to be his personal assistant. That guy is flirting with me to as well as him and him. Oh did I mention I went to this school and have this educational background? I am atleast a little bit educated in every single field of life."- And I am a bragger.
Bragger by Andronika August 22, 2011
When someone does something that is (or is thought to be) cool. Then will brag about it for ages until nobody cares anymore. Usually a bragger will brag about these topics:

-Getting Laid
-Skateboarding
-Graduating
-Anything the bragger thinks is cool.
Joe: Man, i got laid. I was all up in her and grabbing her tits!

Clint: Nice job! Now wipe that disease off you're cock and come play hacky sack.
Bragger by iwannabeanalcoholic April 4, 2005

Food Bragger

An irritating foodie type who insists on taking photos of their dinner in restaurants and insists on posting about it on the internet usually in the form of a blog. A play on the "Food Blogger" term. Often they are also a Food Douche
David is so irritating taking photos of his dinner in restaurants and putting them on his blog - he is such a food bragger.

douche bragger 

A douche bragger is someone who often feels the need to brag to others about the overexaggerated stupid shit they have done. Basically informing us on how much of a douchebag they really are.
"I LOVED opening that check for $4000 after doing that acting gig" annouces Cam(Douche bragger in question)

"shut the hell up! and get your own bed.... ya douchebragger," says the homeless bloke sleeping on a park bench.
douche bragger by douche-homo October 18, 2008
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