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Captain Baseball Bat Boy

A series of TV shows that play in the backround of the incredible video game series Max Payne.

Captain Baseball Bat Boy defeats zombies by using one of their heads as a base ball and hitting a home run into outer space or into the crowd of zombies, whatever's more convienient. He then concludes his adventure by saving the girl who likes him only to claim girls are gross.
CBBB killed a horde of zombies singlehandedly.
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A musical based on a crazy tabloid story about a half bat, half boy.
If you ever get the chance, go see Bat Boy: The Musical. You won;t regret it!
Bat Boy by Wonderful Aishas May 22, 2005
someone who is so pathetic he cant even get to first [base}
that guy has no luck with women, hes still a bat boy
BAT BOY by Brian J October 10, 2004
a boy who is 50% bat, and 50% boy as described by Weekly World News.
Bot boy, 50% bat, 100% amazing
bat boy by Jebus January 4, 2005
straight male who likes to hang out with gay men
Phil is such a bat boy, he never gets to hit.
BAT BOY by JAC789 January 15, 2008

boy batter 

Spoog, spode, spunk, cum, male ejaculate.
"If you don't have any creme fraiche, boy batter does basically the same job."
Jamie Oliver - 'The Naked Chef'.
boy batter by Matty Boy March 10, 2004

t-boy bath 

When you take a bath and your washrag has a long brown streak on it.
Matt took a T-Boy bath and had to throw away his washrag.
t-boy bath by Dookiebone March 1, 2018