42 definitions by PeaTearGriffin

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A holiday that celebrates the idea of all the good things that will happen in another year. Most people use this time to get drunk.
What better way to start off a new year than with a head-splitting hangover, the stench of vomit on your clothes, and a DWI.
by PeaTearGriffin November 05, 2005
The best sci-fi show you could ask for. Probably the best show on TV.
Hey man can I borrow your Battlestar Galactica DVDs?
by PeaTearGriffin December 23, 2005
Legalized prostitution taken to the extreme. You take a girl out for the most expensive date she will ever see and bank on the off chance you'll get some.
FACT: The average prom costs $800 for a couple to attend.
PROBABILITY: It will end poorly.

I know lots of cool college guys and they all wish they never went to thier prom.
by PeaTearGriffin May 11, 2005
Home of the world's largest minefield.
"Now that you guys got back together, sorry about that huge self-healing minefield."

-US President to Korea, circa 2025
by PeaTearGriffin February 14, 2006
Should be killed upon sight.
Fucking kill them upon sight.
by PeaTearGriffin April 21, 2005
1. The rear seat on a motorcylce because that's where the bitch rides.
2. The #1 spot on someone's myspace top 8 because that's were everyone feels obligated to put thier gf.
"Are they going out?"
"Must be, she's in his bitch seat."
by PeaTearGriffin May 15, 2006
A mathematical term used to describe how extreme a mullet hairstyle is. It is found by comparing how long the hair on top of the head is compared to how long the hair hangs at the back of the neck.
"What is your mullet ratio?"
"It's a half inch on top; and sixteen inches at the back."
"...that's a bitchin' mullet!"
by PeaTearGriffin February 23, 2006

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