A far more fearsome version of the original boogeyman, one so
fierce even the original boogeyman himself fears this one. The anal-virginity boogeyman comes in the
night to rob anal virginity from those who possess it. But be warned, anal sex fans, for if the boogeyman finds you have no anal virginity, he's still going to get you up the
butt anyway.
Son: Mom, where'd my anal
virginity go?
Mom: Sorry son, but the anal-virginity boogeyman came last
night, and i was powerless to
stop him.
Son: Gee, thanks a lot, Mom. :/