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2 definitions by Seanernet

 
1.
The scary monster man that gets little kids at night, usually found under the bed or in a dark closet.
Little eric got eaten by the boogeyman when he didn't say his prayer last night.
by Seanernet October 24, 2003
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2.
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Big Fat Tom is an obese white guy who drowns his inadequacies in the purchase of expensive stereo equipment followed by bouts of overeating and self-loathing. Big Fat Tom's main goal in life is to attain Seanernetery, but he knows deep down that that is impossible. One so fat can never be so fit!
Big Fat Tom can bench press his own weight, but ask him to do a pullup, lmao!
by Seanernet January 12, 2005
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