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Unzipping just your fly and letting your junk ( balls and shaft ) out to lay on your lap while viewing a feature presentation in the theater.
I totally pulled off a bonerplex last night during transformers 3
bonerplex by Ereonte Pitts July 21, 2011
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bonerexic 

describing a girl that will not or refuses to give head
Hey, how are you and your girl doin?

We're doin good but it turns out that she's bonerexic.
bonerexic by daweedmane October 26, 2009

Beneplex 

Infinity minus one.

It is the "event horizon" of numbers before they break down and just turn into infinity.

Beneplex is the largest number possible.
∞-1;

There must be like, a beneplex of things in the universe besides me.

Charlie Sheen must have done like a Beneplex of cocaine in his life!

Ben made a number? he must have named it after his ego and hipsterism...Ya its called "Beneplex"

bonersexual 

A homosexual who is obsessed with erect penises
Look at those bonersexuals swordfighting with their boners
bonersexual by LeTomTornadoes March 30, 2015

Bonersex 

Sex, meaning friction, between two objects, living or not, faciliated with a Hopefully ling cylindrical hotdog like figurine. Hence, Boner.
"Im going to have Bonersex tonight" she said.
Bonersex by FlexMasta February 13, 2019

Bonerble 

When a females really need sex
Hey I'm feeling a little bonerble .
Bonerble by This girl February 23, 2020

Bonerlepsy 

A condition like narcolepsy that affects well endowed men. Upon arousal the loss of blood from the head to the penis causes the afflicted to pass out.
Jack’s Bonerlepsy is getting so bad he can’t drive a car with attractive women lest he pass out and crash.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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