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Big Man On Facebook.

Someone who portays a lifestlyle and identity on Social Networking sites. Where in reality they are nothing like the person they appear to be. A problem as old as the internet itself.

Can range from listing a wide variety of Hobbies and Intrests in a attempt to look a little more intresting. To deliberate character assaination of others through a profile and status updates.
Outpourngs of praise, or efflusive birthday greetings to someone they hardly know.

When one side of a relationship breakdown uses FB to make the other look bad in front of common FB freinds

When somone lists mountain biking, climbing and camping as their intrests when the last time they did any of these activites was 1999

"John went kickboxing today it was awesome"
"Really? I heard you passed out after two push ups BMOF"
BMOF by the half monty March 7, 2010
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Bmoff is a large species of cave bear that lives mostly in Western Washington. It lieks mudkips and is very similar to pedobear. it enjoys fapuccinos.
The Bmoff in them thar hills is one massive beast. I heard it lieks mudkips.

Bmoff: "fap fap fap"
bmoff by Huge Guy February 5, 2008
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BMOF • bmoff • bmofms
an acronym for bend me over and f**k me sideways.
usually used when describing wanting to get laid with a really hot guy.
Damn, he is so fine. I would totally let him bmofms.
bmofms by bmofmsbby March 22, 2013
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