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Big Man On Facebook.

Someone who portays a lifestlyle and identity on Social Networking sites. Where in reality they are nothing like the person they appear to be. A problem as old as the internet itself.

Can range from listing a wide variety of Hobbies and Intrests in a attempt to look a little more intresting. To deliberate character assaination of others through a profile and status updates.
Outpourngs of praise, or efflusive birthday greetings to someone they hardly know.

When one side of a relationship breakdown uses FB to make the other look bad in front of common FB freinds

When somone lists mountain biking, climbing and camping as their intrests when the last time they did any of these activites was 1999

"John went kickboxing today it was awesome"
"Really? I heard you passed out after two push ups BMOF"
BMOF by the half monty March 7, 2010
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Bmoff is a large species of cave bear that lives mostly in Western Washington. It lieks mudkips and is very similar to pedobear. it enjoys fapuccinos.
The Bmoff in them thar hills is one massive beast. I heard it lieks mudkips.

Bmoff: "fap fap fap"
bmoff by Huge Guy February 5, 2008
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BMOF bmoff bmofms
an acronym for bend me over and f**k me sideways.
usually used when describing wanting to get laid with a really hot guy.
Damn, he is so fine. I would totally let him bmofms.
bmofms by bmofmsbby March 22, 2013

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026