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Bmoff is a large species of cave bear that lives mostly in Western Washington. It lieks mudkips and is very similar to pedobear. it enjoys fapuccinos.
The Bmoff in them thar hills is one massive beast. I heard it lieks mudkips.

Bmoff: "fap fap fap"
by Huge Guy February 05, 2008
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