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Bludging 

Wasting time doing unproductive tasks, usually at the expense of your boss or the government.
What did you do today at work Jo? "Oh just the usual, stalked people on social media sites and posted random stuff on urbandictionary.com, just bludging whilst getting paid, yo"
Bludging by Jo_Os June 21, 2013

Dole Bludging Step Watt 

A Dole Bludging Step Watt is someone who is more than capable of working but chooses to bludge off the government for money he did not earn
Oh look who’s here... HELLO DOLE BLUDGING STEP WATT

productive bludging 

The ease of doing nothing when joined by someone else.
This phrase was coined by Max Walker when doing commercials for Telecom,in the '80s.
Boss:(talking to a group of workers who are standing around appearing to be doing nothing)- Working hard I see.
Spokesperson: No,actually we are productive bludging.
productive bludging by bevanp July 27, 2010

Bludington 

Somewhere in between blud and bro.

A guy that you can count on to do some crazy shit, someone that if asked, would i.e. help you rob an old lady, go with to score some coke, merk someone for you etc.

When pronouncing the word, a fake Jamaican accent should be used.
Hey, bludington, I need you to go and wrestle that cow

Ok bludington, but you gotta ride it after.
Bludington by goldspanner October 22, 2011
Similar to the references from a song by Gunna, pushing p and moving m. It means someone is real with it.
“Damn bro , your budging b”
budging b by GawkGawk300 February 11, 2022

Blurging 

To move your ass on and off the toilet seat whilst flushing to make a distinctive sound.
Murray: Hi lads, do you fancy going to the toilet's for some major blurging after we drop a P bomb?

Blair: Yes mate, that sounds like a great plan.

Brendan: I agree blurging sounds like a good idea.
Blurging by Murrray November 23, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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