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1.
The act of slapping someone across the face with your penis. They then become your property
Drive by Blapping. Too slap someone in the face with your meatsword from a vehicle. It is extremely embarssing for the blapper and blappie.
Tim got blapped by charley, Tim is now Charley's bitch.
by Morga morga May 04, 2006
 
2.
to hit or slap someone round the face.
"i'm gonna blaps you up good"
by taxi August 20, 2003
 
3.
To slap your cock against a woman's face.
Chan: I blap'd her!*BLAP*
by Tommy C July 07, 2005
 
4.
to smack someone in the face !!
blaps u on da head blad
by MrW January 31, 2005
 
5.
refers to the sound that a males penis makes when he hits it against a females face.
oh you mean Justin Blaptist?
by blajman October 11, 2010
 
6.
A term commonly employed by chavs or a similar sub-species to describe the hitting or slapping of an individual in the face.

Due to the nature of chavs worldwide, the grammar of the sentence will be embaressingly incoherent and include a vast combination of other nonsensities. As a cause of the limited intelligence of said scum it is widely believed NOT to be an amalgumation of the two standard english words "bang" and "slaps".

This word is most usually used by the ringleader of a "crew" when threatening an unsuspecting, inoffesive member of the general public.
"i is gunna blaps u up good ((mun cos u is dissin ma homies/mum)- innit, bruv, safe, blud, bling, spec, baccus)"
by anne on a mouse November 11, 2005
 
7.
When you make that popping noise with your mouth.
by Jensoekamdhkeowns April 05, 2013