JaySteeze's definitions

Fuck Fairy

Most of the time is a chick who plays with your junk while you sleep, though sometimes it can be a dude. Late night visits are not always sexual and may also include cuddling, talking to you while you answer in your sleep, and weaving vivid dreams that are sometimes, though not always remembered.

Guy: I am not sure why I keep on waking up in these odd positions.
Dr: It's just your fuck fairy playing with you.
Guy: Makes sense.
Dr. (With menacing grin): heh, heh, heh.

by JaySteeze September 13, 2016

Blap

The sound of your speakers when you are slappin bass.

Turn up the bass till you hear the speakers blap.

by JaySteeze January 2, 2015

Blind

When you are unaware of what is going on around you. To be dull to your surroundings.

You blind homie.

by JaySteeze January 8, 2015

Shitty Diaper

A sketchy situation, to be sketched out.

Man I smell a shitty diaper, we should dip.

by JaySteeze January 12, 2015

While he was working

1. Something that happened to someone while they were working.
2. Something somebody did while they were working.

1. His girlfriend screwed all of his friends, while he was working.
2. Some guy slipped acid in his drink and he was frying, while he was working.

by JaySteeze January 13, 2015

Preaching Sheik

Someone who goes around preaching to the unseen crowd. They can be found in quiet places, or if they are bold, in public, speaking to those who are not there, or to those who are hidden. Most preaching sheiks are borderline or full blown schizophrenics, though are not always crazy, as they appear to be.

Preaching sheiks give entertaining speeches and acts to the spirit world which watches them constantly. This may also be their way of praying to God in a very different style and manner.
if you happen to witness a preaching sheik in action, whether by hearing them preach or watching them put on a show to what appears to be nobody, keep in mind that you might be just the audience they are looking for.
Though alcohol and/or drugs may be involved in the sheik's sermon, they can do it completely sober. They simply choose to exercise their ability to talk outloud when and where they feel comfortable.

Guy#1: Did you see that dude drink a six pack all alone as he talked to himself for like an hour?

Guy#2: Lol, he didn't just talk bro, he danced and laughed at some pretty funny shit. By the way he was talking to whoever might be listening, he's a preaching sheik, not a nutcase.

by JaySteeze January 13, 2015

Slate

1. Something you write on.

2. A surface used to snort any form of substance.

1.
Teacher: Now get yourself a slate an do questions one through eight.
2.

Guy#1: I got some yak.
Guy#2: Put it there on the slate.

by JaySteeze January 8, 2015