blamonge

there is a fly in my onion vomit soup please remove it

me - WAITER! blamonge
Waiter - Eh?

blamonge by Danny September 29, 2004

ostracized blamange 

word combination coined by Australian TV Presenter Rove McManus in his program Rove Live, in a segment about Googlewhacks.

ostracized blamange by Ditfos August 6, 2003

ostracized blamange 

this really doesn't exist.

ostracized blamange by will from queensland April 1, 2003

blomonge 

like a bird call but for humans so basically if you want someone’s attention you shout this and the other person shouts it back

daughter: *on their phone*
mum: blomongeeeee
daughter: *looks up from their phone* blomongeeeee

blomonge by The Superior and The Spesh December 12, 2021

Bladmonger 

A broad term without a particularly precise definition. Bladmonger could be used in situations of humorous aggression or brutality, perhaps to denote someone who is enraged by prank calls from youths who need their locks smithin'.

What fish is to the fishmonger, blood is to the bladmonger, but with crucial differences. A bladmonger might in some way interact with and utilise bloody stuff, not literally, but metaphorically by connection to other blad-like terms and phrases, such as bladpag, what the blad, bladdybara, and of course, bladdy 'ell.

It could also be used as a throwaway word without any meaning or relevance to anything whatsoever.

Papman McShabbish: 'I phoned Shabby Norris last night to get my locks smithed.' Krubbaye: 'oh yeah? What a bladmonger.'

Little Joe Skinless: 'Oi Mr. Baba, the read the latest about Sergeant Walrus in the local papes?' Mr. Baba 'Yeah man, that breh is a total bladmonger.'

Bladmonger by Yayababa January 9, 2025