Exclamation: onomatopoeia used to describe the perceived auditory indication of a rapid erection. Analogous to "Schwing", as defined and popularized in the movie, "Wayne's World". Bjong!!
n. bjonger: erection.

"Damn! That girl was a ten! Bjong!"
"Cindy, that guy was looking at me. I think I could hear a Bjong!"

bjong by Bjong Bjong September 5, 2008

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Boshkalay bong bong

A phrase used by popular YouTuber and legend D'Aydrian Harding to describe absolutely nothing its just used like micky ficky but just boshklay bong bong you know?

"*Hits tennis ball* BOSHKALAY BONG BONG!!!!!!!!!! LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Boshkalay bong bong by Daydriansbiggestfan February 7, 2023

BONG APP THE TITS

When you high as hell and got the munchies and you get something delicious to eat, you respect the French and Say "BONG APP THE TITS"

Stoner 1 : dude I'm high as hell let's eat sum Gordan Ramsey shit

Stoner 2 : hell yeah BONG APP THE TITS !

BONG APP THE TITS by UrbanDictionary.OG November 10, 2019

boshkalay bong bong

whatever u want it to mean

BOSHKALAY BONG BONG

boshkalay bong bong by jknlm;/.nhbg vhbjkn February 23, 2023

Bong the Gong

When you slap a fat Asian man's breasts

I really want to Bong the Gong with that man I met last night at the sushi restaurant.

Bong the Gong by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017

bong geometry

The placement and direction of a bong and lighter within a smoking circle to indicate the next person’s turn

Chris: Hey, Meredith. Is it your to smoke? Bong geometry says so.

Meredith: How so?

Chris: The lighter is in front of you and the bong is facing you as well.

Meredith: Thanks, Chris! I can always count on you.

bong geometry by Thundercat Thorn April 29, 2019

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026