Bitextual

When you are in a text conversation with someone, and you suddenly find yourself in 2 seperate conversations with the same person.

Bobby texts:Are you going to the parade?
Susie replies:Yes I am marching with the band
Bobby Texts:Great, I'll keep an eye out for you, what instrument do you play?

Susie delays her response, meanwhile Bobby texts: Hey Susie, what is the last thing you had in your pussy?
Susie(Replying to the previous question) replies; The Flute

This is an example of a bitextual conversation creating some confusion!!

By the way, Susie goes on to reply :Your brother's cock!

by AJets December 16, 2008

Bitchballs

When a woman does something that takes a lot of courage to do

Wow, Jenny just slapped that guy, she's got some real Bitchballs!

Can also be used as a swear word, Ah, Bitchballs! I just smashed my finger!

by Electrowelder May 12, 2012

ass blasting bitchaloid

Something that markiplier said in a video

My sister said this is going to be an ass blasting bitchaloid

by Derpymcsir April 5, 2016

bitchalong

A girl you bring with you to different occasions but are usually just having sex with. This is different than a guys main hoe.

Guy 1: "Who is Grant coming to the party with?"
Guy 2: "Oh, he's bringing his bitchalong"

by ownagetime March 18, 2008

bitchaloid

A being from the planet bitchalon and thrives off the bitch power

omg becky is such a bitchaloid

by mtruitt January 17, 2016

bitchallenging

When someone is a bitch and they’re being a bit challenging or difficult.

Did you see Addy last night? She was being a bitchallenging.

by dirtymurk June 25, 2018

bi-techual

Person who is proficient in more then one Operation System

That computer geek can run windows and linux and OSX at the same time, that geek is bi-techual.

by Sean Elkinton March 1, 2005