balls cold 

A time where it is so cold that the warmest part of your body is affected by it - your balls.
Common during the winter, esp. in Chicago, New York, and Nantucket.

Bro I walked outside yesterday dressed in shorts and a shirt. It was balls cold.

balls cold by O Purehitta April 21, 2011

balls cold 

A expression of how cold it is, either used alone, or in a scale. The logical extension of "cold as balls"

Primus: It is balls cold, dude.

Secundus: How may balls?

Primus: Three balls, man. Three balls cold.

balls cold by cold_balls January 10, 2010

Shit Balls Cold 

When something is so cold your balls and shit could possibly freeze.

Dude, your pool is shit balls cold! I'm not going in that shit!

Shit Balls Cold by smither July 21, 2004

Cold Balls

To be turn on the point of climax and left the dry without any form of sexual relief, resulting in your balls getting extremely cold (hurts like hell)

I was playing a game of spin the bottle when this sexy girl was dared to wine (dance body to body) on me, when she was finished I had a rock solid hard on, 3min later I had a case of cold balls

Cold Balls by Shawn Dra October 25, 2009

Balls ass cold 

Another way to say it's really cold outside

Damn, it's balls ass cold outside tonight

Balls ass cold by Tmennie41 August 20, 2016

cold as balls

1.)describes really cold weather. It's so cold your balls feel like ice.

It's cold as balls out here.

cold as balls by Mike B44 February 15, 2006

Cold as Balls

Discribing something that is so cold it makes your balls shrivel

Guy jumps into ocean on New Years
"Awww man its cold as balls in here"
Guy walk into movie theater
"It's cold as balls in here also"
Guy walks into panty shop
"That naked girl must be cold as balls"

Cold as Balls by Cold Balls June 20, 2009