balls cold

A time where it is so cold that the warmest part of your body is affected by it - your balls.
Common during the winter, esp. in Chicago, New York, and Nantucket.

Bro I walked outside yesterday dressed in shorts and a shirt. It was balls cold.

by O Purehitta April 21, 2011

balls cold

A expression of how cold it is, either used alone, or in a scale. The logical extension of "cold as balls"

Primus: It is balls cold, dude.

Secundus: How may balls?

Primus: Three balls, man. Three balls cold.

by cold_balls January 10, 2010

Shit Balls Cold

When something is so cold your balls and shit could possibly freeze.

Dude, your pool is shit balls cold! I'm not going in that shit!

by smither July 21, 2004

ball shrinking cold

The exact opposite of "ball searing hot" and "hot as balls."
So cold a man's testicles shrivel up.

Dallas in the dead of winter can actually get ball shrinking cold- especially when it snows.

by Genna May 4, 2004

Balls ass cold

Another way to say it's really cold outside

Damn, it's balls ass cold outside tonight

by Tmennie41 August 20, 2016

Cold Balls

To be turn on the point of climax and left the dry without any form of sexual relief, resulting in your balls getting extremely cold (hurts like hell)

I was playing a game of spin the bottle when this sexy girl was dared to wine (dance body to body) on me, when she was finished I had a rock solid hard on, 3min later I had a case of cold balls

by Shawn Dra October 25, 2009

balls inside me cold

An expression for men for how cold it is. This is by far the coldest it gets for a man.

Phil : "Dude it's balls inside me cold today."

Rob : "amen."

by TheForkinator December 23, 2008