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assequity 

Assequity is the mental points your woman accumulates during the course of the relationship. These points accumulate towards the amount of time you would stay in the relationship should the magic box become damaged, or your access to the box is restricted for some unknown illogical reason that manifests in the womans mind.
This woman is about to go negative in assequity, I will have to make other arrangements with one of her girlfriends or just find another.

I have only gotten some 3 times this week, my assequity meter is not advancing.
assequity by tard master August 26, 2009
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Assquitoes 

n. mosquitoes which bite you on the ass, or around the bend.
"Why are you walking like that?"

"Goddamn assquitoes were biting last night"
Assquitoes by dogtherapist May 22, 2009

alequity 

Releasing value in one's home with great vigour
My house is sooo big and valuable, that this weekend i'll mostly be doing getting my alequity on.
alequity by Namni Nomis August 1, 2023

Assequinet 

A horse's arse that assassinates the truth.
The assequinet stated "Clearly it is that is not a hole in the ground, the surrounding area is elevated."
Assequinet by Xanthazar September 11, 2022

Assequination

The act of assassinating the truth by an assequinet (horse's arse).
The assequinet believed their assequination of the situation that "holes in the ground are not holes in the ground, but elevations of the surrounding area", to be true.
Assequination by Xanthazar September 11, 2022

Assequine 

A means to assassinate the truth with nonsense, usually by a assequinet (horse's arse).
The production and use of specialty holes in the ground to capture golf balls and prevent the ire of gophers having their holes blocked is truely assequine.
Assequine by Xanthazar September 11, 2022
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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