Assquitoes 

n. mosquitoes which bite you on the ass, or around the bend.

"Why are you walking like that?"

"Goddamn assquitoes were biting last night"

Assquitoes by dogtherapist May 22, 2009

assiToes 

its when a man or "women" sticks her foot into another women's ass...its like saying "I'll kick your ass" but for pleasure

Man: im going to assitoes your ass to next week
Women: oh god do it...oh...oh yeah...ooohhhhh..

assiToes by Dingis Fuks December 9, 2008