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Apple Butt 

An ass that looks and tastes good
Jesus, did you see Hannah in those youga pants? Apple butt all day!
Apple Butt by NeroWynn February 3, 2020

catshit and apple butter

Catshit and apple butter, I just got put in charge of the United Way campaign again this year.

Apple Butter 

Lubricant used to perform highly pleasurable anal sex on a woman's perfectly shaped apple bottom.
Sandra had her Apple bottom ass up in the air ready for Roger to penetrate so he slapped a little apple butter on and drove it home.
Apple Butter by Eaton Holgoode November 18, 2015

apple butter 

The sweaty funk that accrues between your balls and your ass on a hot day, similar in color and texture to the dark spicy puree of apples used as a breakfast condiment.
Damn, it's hot out here. I'll need to wipe away the apple butter when I get back to work at the paper exchange.
apple butter by Jeff's Mom April 29, 2006

(shit and apple butter) 

a way of swearing that softens the effect of the aforementioned swearword.
I just broke my grandmother's urn...(shit and apple butter)!

Apple Butter 

Apple butter is the tan buttery substance around a gay man's anus after being penetrated with lube or jizz.

Aka gay men's version of truffle butter
David's ass is leaking Apple Butter after being gang banged by his coworkers.
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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