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analtoaster 

A popular meme page on Instagram created by Tory Shay. The main draw of the page was the interactions by the admin to her followers that made the account feel personal. The page has since been sold to another content creator who now currently runs the account. The page has been highly criticized since the changing, citing lazy admin, boring memes, ban happy admin etc.
Person 1: Analtoaster sucks since Tory left
Person 2: yeah, the current admin blocks everybody that criticizes her
analtoaster by Mike Wasowski101 October 14, 2019

Analtoots 

When you receive anal, and then she farts on your dick.
Dude last night night I gave Julia anal and she gave analtoots and now my dick smells like farts.
Analtoots by Analtoots4life January 28, 2017

Analtech 

"Jim spends all day playing warcraft, what an analtech!"
Analtech by iwanttojumpinthelake September 7, 2009
Really really bad breath. Shitty breath.

Ned: So doctor is it really baaad?
Dr.Hibbert: Would you call analtosis bad? Ah-heh-heh-heh!
Ned: Darn it doctor! Your little chuckles are quite inappropriate!
Dr.Hibbert: Um sorry about that. Please speak in that direction.
analtosis by NeverMindWho April 13, 2006

Analtoids 

She popped a few analtoids for that fresh minty feeling.
Analtoids by Dopecandy March 24, 2011

analtestestically

During sexual intercourse, when a man's dick slams the woman's vagina, the follow thru slap of the nuts onto her asshole is better known as, analtestestically.
She moaned with pleasure and her body trembled as she reached her climax, at a loss for words as she realized she had never been laid analtestestically.
analtestestically by Slapsas June 27, 2023
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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