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acrapulate 

To collect or accumulate items of nominal value, or at great discount in the second hand market.
When going to garage sales, we acrapulate more than we need.
acrapulate by Jill B. Horist September 13, 2005
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acrapulation 

1. The custom of acquiring or collecting things of nominal value, or at greatly reduced prices. 2. Collections of things of little value - or at least appears as such to others.
Acrapulation can be a disease. He had a huge acrapulation of salt and pepper shakers.
acrapulation by Jill B. Horist September 4, 2005

Acrapulators Guide 

A book describing the custom of acquiring items of nominal value, or at greatly discounted prices -- usually used.
The Acrpaulator's Guide is very funny.
Acrapulators Guide by Jill B. Horist September 13, 2005

acrapulator 

1. A person who purchases items at low prices from the second hand market. 2. A person with a large collection of items of nominal value.
Always scouring garage sales, thrift stores, and country auctions, Jane has been an acrapulator all her life.
acrapulator by Jill B. Horist September 13, 2005

Crapulate 

When you congratulate someone while really wanting to shit all over them for the crappy effort they have made.
He crapulated the speaker for his fine efforts in making a joke out of the recent scientific research on Whales.
Crapulate by Mike737 September 25, 2006

Ecrapulate 

To ecrapulate is when you think you're about to ejaculate, but you accidently take a crap instead, effectively ruining (or enhancing) the moment.
William was getting a handjob, but he really had to go to the bathroom, and effectively ecrapulated at his peak. Jenny wasn't impressed.

"Dude, I almost ecrapulated the other night, but I held it in and finished her off with an alabama hot pocket instead."

Ecrapulate 

When you want to masturbate, but need to shit first, and end up cumming when you start to strain.
"Aww damn it man! I was so ready to jerk it. But I ecrapulated all over the toilet seat"
Ecrapulate by SloppyJoseph July 29, 2014
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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