A person who acts amazingly stupid in the most hyper active ways. Most people who are like this will have lack of sugar intake or people who get easy sugar rushes. If you think you know someone who is a Wigglemuff the main symptoms are: 1. They act really daft at random moments 2. They will have a history of anger issues 3. And finally they will act out no matter what the situation.
"Man that guy was totally hyper last night, but he was acting really stupid at the same" "Yeah he was being a total Wigglemuff"
A gesture made to someone that you feel has earned your complete and utter trust. This gesture involves standing with your feet slightly further than should width apart, squatting down as deep as you can, moving your hands to mimic crab claws, and circling the target of the gesture while repeatedly chanting “wegglesnuff” until you are satisfied with how you’ve expressed your appreciation for the person.
“Listen, we’ve known each other for a while now. I thinkit’s time.”
“R-really?”
“Yes. It is time for the wegglesnuff.”