A special event that occurs when three or more hobos enter an abandoned Winnebago, wrap their faces in plastic wrap coated in hemmeroid cream with
cocaine, and begin sticking some
D’s in some A’s to Lynyrd Skynyrd’s rendition of the Star Spangled Banner. If the event is well planned snakes, rats and sometimes
even squirrels, if nearby, are wrapped up in tortillas with lime
juice and even their A’s get some sweet Hobo D’s. At the end of the night everybody has a finger in either a Hobo, Squirrel or rat’s pooper.
“This is what I’m saying...you, your friend, and us hobos in that old Winne there...a plastic
wrap special...some D’s in some squirrel A’s, Bobby’s hemmeroid cream...and lots of plastic
wrap. Very nice
evening...oh yeah. Relaxing.”