A word with too many goddamn definitions.
She's presently present, so I'll present my present.
Translation: She's now here, so I'll give my gift.
both a noun and an verb.
verb: a code name used as a substitue for toking up, smoking out, hitting the bong, etc.
noun: Also used as a substitute for the words pot, marijuana, mary jane, hashish, cannibus, weed, dope, etc.
Are you guys going to be having presents at dinner tonight?
There's going to be hella presents tonight.
1. A heightened state of mind in which all of life is clarified.
2. Tripping on acid
Dude, I just took 3 hits of acid and I am so present right now.
unreciprocated oral sex (not reciprocated with sex either).
Raymond gives all the girls presents
A unusually large dick.
Ashley: "Damn, Ben's got a HUGE present!!!!"
Melissa: "Shuttup with your dirty mind!!"
A women that is a hard catch. Christmas only cums once a year, so why not on a good present. But you have to work the wrapping all year until that day of "christmas", when it is soft enough to penetrate the present.
"He's got a chistmas present"