Gargling with a "google moogle" (see definition) to cure a sore throat; when the idea of actually drinking it (raw eggs, warm milk, etc.) makes you want to puke.
Judy: "What are those disgusting sounds you're making?"
Diane: "I'm just doing a quick gorgle morgle before my audition for American Idol."
A hot eggnog drink for when you have a cold and sore throat and are too sick to do anything but mindless googling.
Derived from the Yiddish drink - "gogl mogl" - a non-alcoholic eggnog given to sick kids for generations by their Jewish mothers, before and after the advent of penicillin, OTC meds, etc.
Rachel (lying in bed with her laptop): "I feel so crummy with this sore throat. I don't even want to get out of bed."
Jacob: "Don't worry, honey. I'm going to whip you up a google moogle and you'll feel better in no time."
The act of kicking (with or without boots) a dying computer to get it to boot up, when nothing else works.
My PC is so old I've got to boot it to get it started.
The condition in which a person is so sleepy that she can't remember anything.
Thelma: I'm so sleepy. What was that you just said?
Louise: Turn off the gas!!! Your Zzzheimer's is going to get us killed some day.
The condition in which a really nasty viral infection causes your mind and memory to shut down
William: I felt so sick this weekend, I didn't even check my calendar and I totally forgot about Kate's party.
Phil: Sounds like you just had a bad case of Fluzheimer's. Besides, Harry was there and he grossed everyone out.
What you should definitely include in your zombie apocalypse kit frozen compartment.
Mom: "Hey kids! What flavors of Apocalypsicles should I buy for our zombie kit?"
The condition in which you think you forgot, or actually forgot, to close something important - your car, front door, stove, etc.
I can't remember if I locked the car. I must be getting Openheimer's.
Damn, I left the car open again. I've got Openheimer's for sure!