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And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more 

What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"
Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

Wacked Out 

A guy that's wacked out is somebody that's wacked off to the point of having no jizm left. Older guys take longer to replenish their load.
Little Tommy Fugazi was completely wacked out out after finding a copy of Hustler and locking himself in the bathroom for an hour. His right hand had blisters.
Wacked Out by Big Ed Moustapha April 6, 2010

wacked out cracka 

The remains of a small wheat-based biscuit that has been accidentally crushed into bits at the bottom of your packed-lunch box.
"Shit, man, dat one helluva wacked out cracka der."
"Sho' nuff messed up my lunch, homie."

wacked out cracka 

A white person that's totally wack and not at all gangsta, although he tries desperately.
Man you must be one wacked out cracka hangin out in Compton wearing a Crips hat, a Bloods shirt, and an "East Coast 4 Life" chain. You gonna get shot more than 50 Cent, 2pac, and Biggie combined, you stupid honkey.
wacked out cracka by Nick D March 11, 2003

wacked out cracka 

a stupid rich white man who wants to be black, he buys the clothes and the dang blang hang thang, and thinks he is a gangster, but any black kid could kick his brite ass.

Wanged Out 

A phrase used when you become or are in a constant state of being disturbed, unsettled, unresolved, having little or nothing to look forward to and feeling an overall sense of uneasiness.
"I feel so wanged out lately."

My girlfriend left me, I have a crappy boss and an even crappier job, I just took a pay cut and to top it off, it is not getting any better. I feel like I am reliving GroundHog Day everyday. Wash-Rinse-Repeat. My life is a constant time vampire.
Wanged Out by JSkidz January 27, 2010
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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