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wangasaurus rex

Having a large penis that stretches out seemingly enlessly.
Jo has a wangasaurus rex.

Kangasaurus

The Kangasaurus is a freakish animal that spawned in a toxic dump in Australia. Apparently, a half dead female kangaroo somehow mated with a crocodile, and then fell into the river and was swept down to the ocean, where she was raped by a dolphin. Then she crawled out and had a hybrid baby of a Kangaroo, Crocodile, and a Dolphin.

The Kangasaurus lives in Australia with all the other Kangaroos. It is obviously the most feared, so it is the leader of all Kangaroos. Kangasaurus goes where she wants, eats when she wants, and she instigates all mating rituals. Mostly, she sits under a tree or somewhere cool and has other Kangaroos bring her food. If they don't she eats their babies. The Kangasaurus has very strange characteristics. The many Dolphin fins make it appear to be a fierce predator, when in fact it is. The Crocodile head on the Kangaroo body makes it appear a very worth opponent. Its wide gaping jaws convince its adversaries not to test the limits of the Kangasaurus.
Connor: I saw a Kangasaurus the other day
His sister: I go to douglas.

wangosaurus rex 

complete jackass. whereas a wang is a guy who is moderately an asshole, a wanosaurus rex is a fucking idiot who is the very essense of being an asshole. yes, it is resonable to call the guy "the very essense of being an asshole" there is craft involved with opting instead to call him a wangosaurus rex.
"oh shit, that one dude who keeps wrecking open mic night by doing my chemical romance covers is here.... that dude is a total wang"

"shit, last week he tried to do a fall out boy cover..... on accoustic."

"wangosaurus rex!"

gangasaurus 

A term created by no one other than Kai cenat (famous YouTuber, twitch streamer, influencer). It is another word for Gangy, Gangalanche, and Gangatron. You can use this term to call your friends and people that’s close to you,
Yoo "gangasaurus" what you doing today?Wanna go watch Kai’s stream!

wankasaurus 

when something is so bad, its not just wank, its wankasaurus
barry: did you see skins last night?
scott: are you kidding? that shit is wankasaurus
wankasaurus by soapasaurus March 28, 2010

Wankasaurus 

An entity with a slight resemblance to a ghost. Appears to be in the act of "wanking". Having only one arm, it's known to make the brave giggle and the weak cower in fear.
Dude, last night when I was walking home, I swear I saw a wankasaurus hiding in the woods! I was terrified!
Wankasaurus by ThatGuyWho... September 25, 2010