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Walmart Waddle 

That hilarious walk that overweight/obese walmart employees or department managers do when they're trying to walk from one area to another.
"Goddamn that department manager's got a walmart waddle."

"I watched the cashier do her walmart waddle into her spot."
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n. Anyone who is or has been a student at a Waldorf School or a Steiner School (if you are in Europe. )
No matter how long one has gone to a Waldorf School, they are still a Waldork
Phoebe is a Waldork, she can knit a sock while unicycling backwards .
Chris is a Waldork, has been attending a Waldorf School since he was 4 years old.
Waldork by Queen of Waldorks June 21, 2016

Walmart Raid 

When a ethnic mother unleashes her crotch goblins into the local store we all know as Walmart.

They come like a swarm of locusts. Knocking over everything in the aisles for the underpaid child worker to clean up.

They often are shaped like a bowling ball and smell so foul that your bowels will begin to Rot.

It is best you take cover during these trying times.
Guy 1: I survived a Walmart Raid

Girl 1: OMG! That's so hot you are so tough!
Walmart Raid by HughJass1986 July 9, 2023
A store where you can buy a shot gun, ammunition, a ski mask, a baseball bat, a meat cleaver and a chainsaw, but you can't buy a CD that has a "Parental Advisory" sticker.
The local 3-generation mom & pop store was run out of town by Walmart.
Walmart by Bill M. July 28, 2004

Walmartized

cd's usually rap or hip-hop that have been censored to remove profanity or other objectionable material
Whenever I buy a cd I always make sure its got the parental warning label on it , I don't want anything thats been Walmartized
Walmartized by Michael_Hunt June 14, 2008

darkies walloper supper

a scottish term for a chip shop delicacy called a "black pudding supper"
'can i have a portion of chips and a darkies walloper supper please