Michael_Hunt's definitions

Bob Kevoian

co-host of the bob and tom morning radio show, very funny

Bob Kevoian likes boobs and beer.

by Michael_Hunt June 28, 2008

seven words you can't say on television

A famous comedy routine performed by George Carlin about words the FCC prohibits being said on TV

In America we are supposed to have free speech, so it doesn't make sense that there can even be such a thing as seven words you can't say on television.

by Michael_Hunt June 2, 2008

Kristi Lee

the news girl from the bob and tom show, she also takes part in some of their comedy skits

When Kristi Lee is trying to read the news on the Bob and Tom show she is often interrupted by Tom Griswold, usually with some sort of sexual innuendo.

by Michael_Hunt August 9, 2009

Scunthorpe problem

Named for a town in England, a problem that occurs when internet filters block legitimate names because they contain certain combinations of letters which taken out of context can be considered obscene

Mr. Lipshitz was denied an e-mail address because of a Scunthorpe problem.

Scunthorpe and Lightwater are both towns in England that are sometimes blocked by internet search engines.

Lipshitz

Scunthorpe

Lightwater

by Michael_Hunt December 22, 2008

Obama basher

a fuckwit Republitard who opposes a progressive Democratic agenda in which all Americans have a chance to succeed and prosper

Since it is very difficult to make any sort of attack on Obama's moral character (no Monica Lewinsky), (no White Water), the typical Obama basher will resort to outright lies. Some have made the ridiculous claim that he is not really a U.S. citizen (see birther). Some have claimed he is a Muslim, not only is this completely false, even if it were true it would be irrellevent, since our Constitution explicitly prohibits any religious test for holding elected office. There is no reason a Muslim could not be a good president. Some Obama bashers are racists, but not all of them. Most Obama bashers are part of the same Republican attack machine that went after Bill Clinton.

by Michael_Hunt August 15, 2009

eighted-out

when numbers on an L.E.D. readout are rapidly changing they appear to be all 8's

I was filling up my car with gas I new I was having a bad fuel day when I looked up at the pump and saw the gallons slowly increase while the dollars were eighted-out.

by Michael_Hunt August 5, 2008

sodomy bell

On the bob and tom radio show whenever there is a story in the news about somebody being arrested Tom Griswold typically makes some comment about prison rape and rings the sodomy bell

There was a story in the news about a guy who was arrested for lewd behavior after he was caught trying to fuck a picnic table, Tom Griswold laughs and rings the sodomy bell.

by Michael_Hunt October 16, 2008