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wafflelessness 

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The state of being without waffles.

Having no waffles currently in your possesion and possibly wanting to have some.
Chris was dissapointed due to a sense of wafflelessness he experienced after finishing his breakfast.
wafflelessness by Quazmoz May 23, 2011
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Wafflessness • wafflelessness • Waffleyness

Wafflelessness 

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A person who doesnt have any waffles, and would possibly like some. :P
Wafflelessness is not having any Waffles..
Wafflelessness by Durple111 September 13, 2011
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Waffleyness

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A word used to reference how waffle like something is.
This waffle fry is worth gold due to its waffleyness.
Waffleyness by Waffle_Fries August 11, 2021
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Waffleyness

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The taste, Scent, Appearance, Texture And Appeal Of A Waffle.
The waffle gained Waffleyness when you added the chocolate chips.
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Eternity leave 

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When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
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jody 

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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026
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