Wafflessness

The state of not possessing any waffles.

Quinn's wafflessness was cured by a delicious platter of fresh blue waffles.

Wafflessness by King.Shlong April 12, 2011

wafflelessness 

The state of being without waffles.

Having no waffles currently in your possesion and possibly wanting to have some.

Chris was dissapointed due to a sense of wafflelessness he experienced after finishing his breakfast.

wafflelessness by Quazmoz May 23, 2011

Wafflelessness 

A person who doesnt have any waffles, and would possibly like some. :P

Wafflelessness is not having any Waffles..

Wafflelessness by Durple111 September 13, 2011

Waffleyness

A word used to reference how waffle like something is.

This waffle fry is worth gold due to its waffleyness.

Waffleyness by Waffle_Fries August 11, 2021

Waffleyness

The taste, Scent, Appearance, Texture And Appeal Of A Waffle.

The waffle gained Waffleyness when you added the chocolate chips.

Waffleyness by 🍄t0xic_Mushroom🍄 March 6, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022