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also known as a WUXSHEN. It is a type of serious asian who is fluent in the way of Siemen. A WUX is invovled in many cults across the world including but not limited to the SAC (Shanghai Asian Cult) and the CAC (Cleveland Asian Cult).

They can be found sleeping with other peoples girlfriends on a frequent basis, as well as buying them new cars.

They are known to dabble in the JIF while playing with man's best friend.
1.)Son of a WUX!
2.)Ohhhh WUX... quit being so serious!
3.)WUX did you and Banger hit the PB&J last night?
WUX by BTrapp December 24, 2008
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wei wuxian 

魏无羡 (Wèi wú xiàn) aka 魏婴(Wèi yīng) is one of the (gay) main characters in Mo Dao Zu Shi (魔道祖师), a danmei book written by MXTX (墨香铜臭). He is the husband of Lan wangji (蓝忘机). Wei wuxian likes to drink emperor's smile (天子笑) and he also likes to watch his husband drink emperor's smile and get drunk. Wei wuxian's waist is usually non-existent due to having everyday (天天) with Lan wangji. He especially likes to tease his husband but usually backfires onto himself.
魏无羡 : 蓝湛~~ 我今天买了一坛天子笑,陪我喝一点吗~~?
(wei wuxian: Lan Zhan~~ I bought some emperor's smile, let's drink some together~~)
蓝忘机:*因为是魏婴所以喝了一杯*
(Lan wangji: *drank a cup because it's Weiying*)
魏无羡:哎呀~ 一杯倒哦~ 蓝湛~~? 二哥哥~~?在吗- 啊!
(Wei wuxian: oh my~ you're drunk~~ Lan zhan~~? second brother~~? hello- ah!)
蓝忘机:魏婴,天天
(Lan wangji: Wei ying, everyday.)
魏无羡:啊?啊啊啊!!!! 蓝湛轻点~~ 啊啊啊啊!
(Wei wuxian: wha? aahhhh!!!! Lan zhan go lighter~~ ahhhhh!!!)
*everyday sounds can be heard all over gusu*

Wei Wuxian 

When Jiang Cheng screams Wei Wuxian
Jiang Cheng: ''WEI WUXIAN!!''
Wei Wuxian by jasmiiinstopczyk October 1, 2019

Wuxi Finger Hold 

Proper spelling of the term coined in the movie "Kung Fu Panda". Pronounced 'wooshi'.
Incorporating a lethal pinky flex, can be used to decimate renegade kung fu masters.

See skadoosh
*pinch*

noob: What! *gasp* NO!

Kung Fu Master: YES!

noob: No...no, you wouldn't, not the wuxi finger hold!

KFM: Oh yes I would!

noob: You're bluf-

KFM: Skadoosh

*mushroom cloud*
Wuxi Finger Hold by Slatte October 18, 2008
Old newspaper salesmen's slang for "extra" - used (at least) in the 1940s.
"Wuxtry! Wuxtry! Read all about it!"
wuxtry by TheBigRedGuy June 2, 2006
When you trying to start something because you think you're super lit but you're not even that lit fam
Bro, you wuxxin' on me right now?
wuxxin' by SoLitFam August 27, 2016