VPNing 

Working remotely or working from home. Connecting over an encrypted channel to an office network to be able to work remotely. Taken from "Virtual Private Network".

I couldn't make it into work today so I am VPNing.

VPNing by DaveG00 January 28, 2009

red vining 

when two homosexual men intertwine their penises like the snakes on the medic alert bracelets

"We heard it was called red vining"
"Is it called red vining?"

red vining by theofficeftw December 5, 2012

monkey vining 

v. - monkey vining is the act of transitioning from one relationship to another by retaining some form of connection to both people simultaneously. Only when the new relationship is reasonably solidified is the former one wholly released.

To grasp the metaphor of the monkey vine in its entirety, one may simply visualize the mode of transport utilized by Tarzan and his jungle primate colleagues in old movies. The vine that is being swung on is firmly held until another vine is being grasped, or at least is easily reachable.

person one:

Hey man, do you think Brad Pitt was monkey vining from Jennifer Aniston to Angelina Jolie?

person two:

Actually dude, I don't give a shit about what's happening in the love lives of these celebrities. 9/11 was an inside job, and fluoride is making Americans stupid. Maybe you should monkey vine your ass from US Weekly to some web sites that will enlighten your ass on things that are truly relevant to our lives!

monkey vining by Lârry Dângüs, esq. June 11, 2008

red vining 

when two men intertwine their penises like a caduceus

as mentioned on "the office (908)" while angela and dwight question toby on gayness after angela comes to grips with the fact that oscar has been having an affair her husband, the senator.

angela: what is it called when two men intertwine their penises like the snakes on the medic alert bracelet?
toby: wow, uh?
angela: is it called red vining?
dwight: is it called red vining? we heard it was called red vining?
angela: people red vine?

1. in the middle of sex, john says to his gay partner, bill:

john: hey bill, can we red vine tonight?
bill: sure, just stay soft

2. pick-up exchange at gay bar

john: what's your sign?
bill: virgo
john: i want to take your twizzler and do some red vining
bill: sorry, but i don't think your penis is long enough

red vining by eciffoeht December 5, 2012

Weather Vaning 

Weather vaning is when a ship/boat/wings of a windmill/aircraft is allowed to spin in the direction of wind freely. Its basically allowed so that no damage/breakage to the equipement/machinery happens due to the force of the moving wind.

Under a heavy weather storm the drillship weathervanes. Weather Vaning

Weather Vaning by Ethanhunt December 17, 2011

Voning 

Performing sex and/or sexual acts ,while on vacation, in places or ways that you normally wouldn't while at home. Otherwise known as "Vacation Boning"

Last week, I took my wife to the beach for a trip and we ended up Voning in the bathroom, the hallway, and outside on the balcony!

Voning by Jaad May 28, 2009

vinings 

nexus of city of atlanta and suburban cobb county, thus making it an "unincorporated" area and not subject to property taxes. a sort of geo-political lacunae home to a dense cross-section of upper-middle class to upper class white families and yuppies from a spectrum of ethnicity.

notable breeding ground for northwest atlanta Bo-Bo and Prep culture.

where white people live that attend Campbell.

to wear a baseball cap that has been consciously mutilated by riding over it in a jeep wagoneer or on a cannondale mountain bike.

"Beau is fitted up in a UVA hat, Chacos and an LL Bean flannel; I didn't realize he was from Vinings."

"Marie Clare is kinda skinny but lives in Vinings. So you know her mom's still a dime piece."

"Willy's was closed, so we just got lit and astrotraveled around Vinings for a minute."

vinings by enkidoo November 11, 2007