Twopping 

Dropping names in a tweet for no reason at all... Just so people know that you maybe, sort of, might know the person being twopped.

Jeremy totally was twopping Courtney all damn day.

Twopping by djkotu November 19, 2010

Twopping 

When a male posing as a female is attempting to arouse a mate by twerking, but his genitalia becomes dislodged from the undergarment and loosely flails about during the twerking display

I thought it a she until the twopping made it obvious he wasn’t my type

Twopping by BallsdeepBucky April 15, 2024

Cow topping 

The selective removal of the extremities of a cow. Such trimming can give better shape to the cow and will encourage further growth.

When cows grow too leggy, it can be helpful to lop excess growth, which will promote the cow to fill out instead of growing too tall and spindly.

Not to be confused with cow tipping, which is the act of giving monetary reward to cows that have provided good service.

Monty Don: In this episode of Gardeners' World, I will be showing the techniques of cow topping, using my small chainsaw and pruning secateurs.

Cow topping by Fishyrich June 2, 2019

social topping 

Asserting your dominance in a social situation. Like being a top in a gay relationship, but in a social context.

"Claudia just told me she's gonna eat my leftovers in our fridge"
"Ugh, she's always social topping"

social topping by pubetown February 25, 2019

story topping 

1. Noun. Conversational ploy seeking oneupsmanship by articulating a more extreme, better (or worse), more impressive comeback responding to a previous utterance.

Oh, yeah? Well, if my mom wears combat boots, your old lady wears them in bed!
You're not very good at story topping, are you?

story topping by FishLips June 11, 2007

Tee Topping 

This refers to the act of pulling the front of your shirt over your head, meanwhile keeping your arms in the sleeves to keep the front torso of your shirt unsoiled during sex. The go to move while having a quickie.

" If I had not been tee topping my shirt when I banged Tammi, it would have looked like I smashed bananas all over the front my shirt".

Tee Topping by Lazynugz January 20, 2012

twooping 

The act of tweeting whilst going #2.

"That chick in the last stall is twooping".

twooping by dragginphly June 6, 2009