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twooping 

The act of tweeting whilst going #2.
"That chick in the last stall is twooping".
twooping by dragginphly June 6, 2009
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Twooping 

The art of Tweeting while Pooping via any mobile device while in the bathroom.
DUDE: (Knocking madly at door): "Hey dude I need to use the Bathroom, it's an emergency!"

OTHER DUDE: "I'm almost done Twooping, it's this damn Spell Check holding me up!"
Twooping by PirateSteve27 September 23, 2011

Twooping 

An art form involving the contraction of the rectum combined with the rapid shaking of the ass. To simplify, the act of twerking and taking a shit simultaneously. Results include whiplash and shit being eternally plastered to the walls.
We went clubbing and some drunk bitch started twooping. My clothes are eternally fucked.

twooping 

The act of sexually assaulting a Turtle/Tortise. Usually involves luring a Turtle/Tortise into the open, befriending it to make it feel comfortable and then savagely raping it, in view of other people.
"bro did you see that dude twooping before"
"yes, please call the park rangers"
twooping by wepty December 30, 2019

Twooping 

Snooping or being nosy on twitter

~stalking someone's feed
~searching so hard for hard for that twitter drama
" Hey girl, are you twooping on twitter again?"
Twooping by Alliayuhyuhyuh January 29, 2018

trooping 

all day we were trooping to get to the mall
trooping by ReedsKii July 30, 2006

troopington 

When someone is determined to reach their goals. Specialising in hiking, troopington's are distinguished by wearing nape of the neck protecting caps, 3/4 length cut offs, backpacks and trooping boots. They are often seen in herds located around rural areas, swinging their arms to give them power.
So, you're a troopington? Aren't you tired of hiking 24/7?
troopington by Calile berry January 10, 2017
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