Tweedlers 

Tweedlers have always, and WILL ALWAYS come in pairs. Only authorized members of the Tweedlers Association are allowed to partake in all Tweedlers activities.

Benefits of being a certified Tweedler include: going out for a walk during lunch hour, collecting the money for the SuperLotto office pool, and informing the public how the weather is outside the building.

When a Tweedler steps down from his or her post, a new member of the Tweedlers is nominated by the public. Certification as the new member generally takes less than 24 hours.

The Tweedlers are out for their afternoon walk.

Tweedlers by Gold Star May 29, 2008

Tweedledoofer 

Someone who runs around and gets stung by a poisonous tick with her belly showing

"TWEEDLEDOOFER MOTHERFUCKER, DID I STUTTER?"

Tweedledoofer by Tweedledoofer April 13, 2017

tweedlecock 

A perticular type of dickhead, one of the highest forms of fucking stupidity.

"Hey John Lamothe, you are the biggest fucking tweedlecock on this planet!"

"Wow. What a rude thing to say Emperor Thomas!"

tweedlecock by Emperor Thomas July 30, 2017

Tweezers 

Usually made of plastic or metal, these are used to secure cables.

According to The Verge, zip ties shall now and forevermore be referred to as tweezers.

Tweezers by Quickshot Gaming September 19, 2018

living tweedle 

Much the same as "living shit", "the bejesus", or "the devil"; for example, when you're beating the living shit out of something.

Andrew went on the rampage at work this morning when the copier spit toner all over him -- he literally beat the living tweedle out of the poor, defenseless, helpless copy machine!

Topher was so fond of his new R/C piloting skills; he flew the living tweedle out of his Cessna 182 R/C airplane at the park over the weekend.

living tweedle by Telephony July 28, 2012

Tweedle Duffer

Someone who goes into the jungle gets bitten by a tick or denge bug and catches a 5 day fever AKA jungle fever

I held on to the antibiotics incase I met sombody who would be such a tweedle duffer as to run though the jungle with no bug spray on.

Tweedle Duffer by DemonWeapon April 14, 2017

Tweedle Doofer 

a person who gets bitten by a dangerous bug and gets the five day fever and doesn't treat it

Nami you are a real Tweedle Doofer

Tweedle Doofer by RedbeanReindeer May 2, 2018