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Verb (Metaphor): When someone has a dick so small that his hands are too big to properly masturbate it. "Tweezers" refers to action of masturbating such a penis with tweezers.
Pat has claimed to have a penis that was 10 inches long but in reality it was 10 millimeters. No wonder he takes tweezers every time he showers.
by skyboy September 01, 2005
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the act of sticking your arm elbow deep up someone's anus.
He had been threatened that if he didnt drink his 2 bottles then an unpleasant tweezer would ensue
by breauxdel September 08, 2006
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A generally metallic device used to pluck eyebrows or nosehairs. Also known as squeezers due to the fact that you squeeze them together, or a pincher.
Jessica was plucking her eyebrows with a pair of tweezers
by blackbone March 23, 2009
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A person who is later middle-aged, approching, but not yet, a geezer.
"I'm not that old yet, I'm still just a tweezer".
by Fuhggin Old Dude December 27, 2010
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A geezer that uses Twitter.
John McCain is a total tweezer.
by Going Like Sixty March 06, 2009
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A Tweeker that is actually old and doesn't just look that way.
That tweezer has been up for 75 years.
by darcolus January 10, 2009
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An older, gay crystal meth user.
Tweaker + Geezer = Tweezer
"Experience should tell that tweezer he should know better."
by BobbyPeru March 25, 2006
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