Twaddled

To rip someone's rectum during backdoor loving.

That date was brutal. I totally got my butt twaddled.

by numome November 17, 2011

twaddle

Enough of this idiotic twaddle! If I wanted to hear a load of bullshit, I'd be watching C-SPAN!

by weltkieg December 12, 2003

My dear old chum, you always talk such twaddle when you've had a few drinks!

by Xaviana December 01, 2003

My last name is Twaddle, Bitch!

by The Model March 27, 2009

1. To waddle due to an object inserted in one's bearded taco.

2. To diddle one's twat.

1. She inserted the dildo into her vagina and twaddled off to work.

2. She's so preoccupied she must be twaddling.

by Cuntoleezza Rice February 04, 2007

a) Nonsensical gibberish.
b) The source of excellent articles and media by excellent individuals.

"Stop talking twaddle, you annoying bastard."
"I say chaps, I think we should all go to www.thetwaddle.co.uk!"

by MDG August 02, 2004

The term for group of lesbians, much like a gaggle of geese, or a pride of lions.

I was on my way to the poetry slam and I spotted a huge twaddle heading in the same direction.

by hcracker April 30, 2003