a mysterious female medical condition. women with the twaddles have a tiny ballsack attached to their anus, and sometimes appear to have labia extending into their assholes.
brah, i was making out with this chick, and she stopped me and told me she had the twaddles and asked if i still wanted to hook up. i was like fuck that shit, bitch, and i walked out. alpha as fuck.
by AnonymousLovesJustinBieber August 05, 2010