A child that is not a toddler but whines like one, isn't a teen but has an attitude like one, can still be clingy like an infant, but still isn't old enough to be a tween, .
I have two of them.
My twaddler just got an x-box for Christmas now he's clinging to my leg , whining that he's bored.
by Meagstorms January 1, 2017
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Twat waddler. Obnoxious woman (often fat and otherwise generally disgusting) who appears to have a corn cob shoved up her ass when she walks. She is of little use in general, talks too much, and often has a voice which rapes your ears. It's usually all one can do to avoid the twaddler invoking the natural, undeniable, involuntary physical reflex of a punch to the throat after any conversation over a few seconds in length.
The fat obnoxious twaddler was so busy running off at the mouth as she twaddled down the stairs, that she tripped and fell the rest of the way down, breaking every bone in her disgusting body.
by thejtluv November 12, 2010
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Generic name for any useless consumer gadget of the sort frequently sold on late-night infomercials. Commonly sold together with a tomato musher. Originally from the comic strip Bloom County. Opus was powerless to resist late-night TV hucksters and ended up with a living room full of turnip twaddlers.
"We'll sell you this amazing turnip twaddler for $29.95! But wait! There's more! We'll throw in this tomato musher ABSOLUTELY FREE! Now how much would you pay?"
by bikergeek November 6, 2012
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Someone who performs the re-writing of some coding routine.

Also, general derogatory term for anyone, for any reason.
"I just spacked a whole bunch of data just then"
"Ooh, you're such a munge twaddler!"

Or

"Why me? WHY ME?"
"That's 'cos you're a munge twaddler"
by rymix June 25, 2004
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1) Any loud-mouthed liberal female politician.

2) Any loud-mouthed feminist, or their self loathing male counterparts.

3) Any loud-mouthed lesbian.

4) Any loud-mouthed all of the above.
by Russ and Gus April 17, 2011
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Someone who plays with clits in excessiveness. A form of cursing used in place of dick sucker.
Shut the fuck up you Clit twaddler!
by Mr. CP September 26, 2006
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