A Turfgasm is the pleasurable feeling experienced by Marching Band Students as they perform their Half-Time Shows on Astro-Turf Fields. The feeling of a Turfgasm, for the full duration of a 12-minute show, overcomes any other feeling of pleasure known to man.
The marchers seemed to the crowd like robots as they roll-stepped on the Astro-Turf field, when in actuality the marchers were experiencing great bursts of Turfgasm pleasures.
by Marching_Maniac October 26, 2009
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