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Turfgasm 

A Turfgasm is the pleasurable feeling experienced by Marching Band Students as they perform their Half-Time Shows on Astro-Turf Fields. The feeling of a Turfgasm, for the full duration of a 12-minute show, overcomes any other feeling of pleasure known to man.
The marchers seemed to the crowd like robots as they roll-stepped on the Astro-Turf field, when in actuality the marchers were experiencing great bursts of Turfgasm pleasures.
Turfgasm by Marching_Maniac October 26, 2009
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Turdgasm 

Generally after constipation, when one shits so hard that the feeling of relief and the stimulating of the sensory neurons in the anus, generate an orgasm so intense that many have been know to become enraged and rip the fucking toilet seat off of its hinges.
Roberto: Dude...

Fernando: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT!?

Alejandro: I just had a Turdgasm...
Turdgasm by Dr. Douchebag July 9, 2010
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turdgasm 

the simultaneous expulsion of both feces from the anus and jizzum from the penis.

can be done through masturbation or part of a blumpkin

perfect timing is necessary
Whilst spanking on the toilet, I had an earth-shattering turdgasm.
turdgasm by Sir Jerks-Alot December 25, 2002
N. An orgasm that is so hardcore that it causes one to excrete massive amounts of shit from asshole.
Mark fucked jesse so hard that he had a turgasm and turned the sheets a bloodly brownish color.
turgasm by Kelseycolemarkjessetyler November 26, 2006
The combined act of achieving the release of faeces and ejaculation, simultaneously, to create intense prostate and penile climactic stimulation.
Bro, the other day I turdgasm’d so hard I passed out!
Turdgasm by Barbershop44 March 21, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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